Ginge

Now listen.

I have never been and i never will be ginger. Ginger people have orange hair, does my hair look orange to you? Are you colour blind? The generalisation of people with red hair that they are ginger is a little bit narrow minded. Everyday of my life i must have had someone call me a "Ginge" or "Ginger Bastard"
(not only am i ginge but you question my parentage too?) "Ginger Bollocks" (been watching me take a piss have you?)

As i get older it gets less red than what it was when i was a kid (In fact its going grey now lol), anyway my mum says its Titian? Wtf is titian btw? I think my mum may be colour blind too.