Friday 19 November 2010

Crisps

Yes crisps (or chips for the yanks).

More to the point pretentious crisp names. This is something that annoys me to the point where on the odd occasion i go shopping with the wife, i feel like ripping all the bags from the shelves.You probably don't understand what i mean, here are two examples:

"Mature Chedder and Onion Relish", fuck off its Cheese and Onion.
"Sea Salt and Balsamic vinegar", no....It's salt and vinegar.

Anyone that buys these just because of the name is an idiot, They seem to think they taste better! NO THEY DONT YOU MORON! its just a packet of cheese and onion crisps!

Now i know people might think this is petty and a bit of nonsense but it bothers me a lot. I also realise it doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things but these are the kind of things that get on my nerves. I must be a petty man to let something this trivial bother me, i suppose i am lol.

Now i tried to keep this as clean as possible (only one naughty word i think so far), But i cant be held responsible if sometimes the odd fucking swear word comes out.

2 comments:

  1. Do i call you Peter Griffin? lol.

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  2. and so it start's the league of grumpy men and a good way to start on the favourite snack of all , must admit though you kept it pretty clean maybe too clean mate hoping for more soon mate maybe with more grit and and feeling from you depth of your sole lets face it you have named it three decades of grump hehe

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